Ode to Tommy Thompson

by Kelly Disch
(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)


Now here's a little story 'bout a man named Tom
Poor Gov'ner, his budget was a bomb.
Then one day he was staring at his knees,
And targeted people with disabilities....
Gimps that is ... handicapped ... elderly.

Well the first thing we know ol' Tom's no democrat
Sig's say "That's no problem" flat
Said "the President" is what you out to be
So he screwed his own state and got off scott free...
Stadiums... Nursing homes...

Now 'rabble' gonna show up at the Capitol
Demanding that the good ol' boy repeal it all.
On that day he will open up his door
And find Steve V. with several hundred more...
Chairs that is... Invacare .. E&J

Well what do you know, old Tommy is a jerk
Said intimidation would not work
Told them nursin' home is where you oughtta be
So he bolted for the phone to call security...
Rent-a-cops... Blue & Reds...